Did your day involve a 5 minute shower because your hot water heater is broken?
Did the door to your washer break off its hinge?
Did you manage to get mascara applied to one half of one eye before hearing your child fall over with a THUD and a WAAAAAAH! in the adjacent room?
Did you come to her rescue, only to discover she had the aroma of refried beans because that's what she had eaten the night before?
Did you spill the last of the blueberries intended for her lunch all over the kitchen floor and in the crevice between the counter and the refrigerator?
Did you resist the urge to cry while stoically sweeping up the purple mess?
Did you pack your lunch, your child's lunch (sans blueberries) your computer, your purse, your diaper bag, your breastpump, your child, and her walker in the car, while nearly forgetting to apply mascara to your other eye?
Oh. My. Hell. What if I had to work every day?
In other news, my baby is cute.